{"id":1580,"date":"2012-02-15T09:14:18","date_gmt":"2012-02-15T09:14:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/labastidane.fr\/petitsriens\/?p=1580"},"modified":"2012-02-15T09:37:41","modified_gmt":"2012-02-15T09:37:41","slug":"bye-bye-mon-clem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/labastidane.fr\/petitsriens\/bye-bye-mon-clem\/","title":{"rendered":"Bye Bye mon Clem &#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Tu \u00e9tais arriv\u00e9 \u00e0 la maison, le 11 novembre 1998, pendant les comm\u00e9morations t\u00e9l\u00e9vis\u00e9es, tu \u00e9tais minuscule, tout juste trois semaines, tes \u00e9normes moustaches ont d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de ton nom, Clemenceau. Tu m&rsquo;engueulais souvent, tr\u00e8s souvent, tu as accompagn\u00e9 durant de longues ann\u00e9es mon quotidien, et puis j&rsquo;ai du partir tr\u00e8s loin et tu es rest\u00e9e chez ta \u00ab\u00a0grand m\u00e8re\u00a0\u00bb. \u00a0Et jamais, je n&rsquo;ai oubli\u00e9 de demander de tes nouvelles \u00e0 chaque coup de fil. Tu n&rsquo;as jamais voulu revenir avec moi, et tu continuais \u00e0 m&rsquo;engueuler quand je venais te rendre visite.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/labastidane.fr\/petitsriens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/clem1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-1581\" title=\"clem1\" src=\"https:\/\/labastidane.fr\/petitsriens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/clem1-800x535.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" srcset=\"https:\/\/labastidane.fr\/petitsriens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/clem1-800x535.jpg 800w, https:\/\/labastidane.fr\/petitsriens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/clem1-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/labastidane.fr\/petitsriens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/clem1-1500x1004.jpg 1500w, https:\/\/labastidane.fr\/petitsriens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/clem1.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Le v\u00e9t\u00e9rinaire disait de toi, que tu avais particip\u00e9 au casting de Garfield, que tu \u00e9tais le genre de chat, \u00e0 h\u00e9siter entre le t\u00e9l\u00e9commande de la TV et la porte du r\u00e9frig\u00e9rateur, mais moi je sais que tu faisais beaucoup d&rsquo;exercice et que tu \u00e9tais un grand chasseur.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Tu t&rsquo;es endormi cette nuit, peut \u00eatre courais tu trop vite apr\u00e8s les souris dans tes r\u00eaves, mon gros p\u00e9p\u00e8re.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/labastidane.fr\/petitsriens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/CLEM2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-1582\" title=\"CLEM2\" src=\"https:\/\/labastidane.fr\/petitsriens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/CLEM2-800x535.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" srcset=\"https:\/\/labastidane.fr\/petitsriens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/CLEM2-800x535.jpg 800w, https:\/\/labastidane.fr\/petitsriens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/CLEM2-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/labastidane.fr\/petitsriens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/CLEM2-1500x1004.jpg 1500w, https:\/\/labastidane.fr\/petitsriens\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/CLEM2.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u00ab\u00a0Le paradis n&rsquo;existe pas, si je ne dois y \u00eatre accueillie par mes chats\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tu \u00e9tais arriv\u00e9 \u00e0 la maison, le 11 novembre 1998, pendant les comm\u00e9morations t\u00e9l\u00e9vis\u00e9es, tu \u00e9tais minuscule, tout juste trois semaines, tes \u00e9normes moustaches ont d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de ton nom, Clemenceau. Tu m&rsquo;engueulais souvent, tr\u00e8s souvent, tu as accompagn\u00e9 durant de &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/labastidane.fr\/petitsriens\/bye-bye-mon-clem\/\">Lire la suite\u00ad\u00ad<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"kt_blocks_editor_width":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[23,19,11],"class_list":["post-1580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-365-petits-riens","tag-fevrier","tag-quotidien","tag-zanimaux"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Bye Bye mon Clem .... - Les Petits Riens de la Bastidane<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/labastidane.fr\/petitsriens\/bye-bye-mon-clem\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Bye Bye mon Clem .... - Les Petits Riens de la Bastidane\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Tu \u00e9tais arriv\u00e9 \u00e0 la maison, le 11 novembre 1998, pendant les comm\u00e9morations t\u00e9l\u00e9vis\u00e9es, tu \u00e9tais minuscule, tout juste trois semaines, tes \u00e9normes moustaches ont d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de ton nom, Clemenceau. 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