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Il y a des dames, qui te prennent pour une cruche ou un lapin de 5 semaines, tu sais, toi \u00a0la petite Kratrice Rurale qui ne voit rien, qui ne comprend rien, alors quand tu postes une photo, sur Facebook, Instagram ou sur ton blog, comme elles ont un cerveau tout petit petit, elles n’imaginent \u00a0pas que tu le vois, alors quand tu postes bleu sur bleu parce que tu n’as que \u00e7a sous la main, elle font du bleu mais indigo le leur, tu mets un panier brod\u00e9, elles vont te coller un couffin, tu prends ton chat de goutti\u00e8re, elles c’est un persan, ben oui on n’a pas les m\u00eames valeurs enfin, \u00a0etc ….. \u00a0pour les cerises, ben \u00e7a d\u00e9pend o\u00f9 elle habite cette dame, elles ne doivent pas \u00eatre encore m\u00fbres chez elle, alors, ben \u00e7a m’amuse, et je pense que \u00e7a va m’amuser tr\u00e8s tr\u00e8s longtemps encore, alors aujourd’hui je poste le crottin de mes chevaux, je n’ai pas fait le test ADN pour savoir lequel c’\u00e9tait qui de son auguste cul a laiss\u00e9 la trace de ses repas dans le pr\u00e9 …<\/p>\n

je vous l’ai fait quand m\u00eame dans le style artistique et un peu Shabby, enfin dans le style des petits riens quoi …. C’est si bon d’\u00eatre la muse de celles qui n’ont pas d’id\u00e9es, qui pompent bien l’air du temps.<\/p>\n

Alors Madame Machin de Truc, moi \u00a0Nathalie Marie Locquen de Saint Martin, \u00a0plus connue sous le nom de la Bastidane vous pouvez venir me voir avec votre fourche, j’ai besoin de vous pour ramasser le fumier. Et puis je vous donnerais un peu des cours, je ne me prends pas au s\u00e9rieux, mais je suis une cr\u00e9atrice, organisatrice d’\u00e9v\u00e9nementiel, commissaire d’exposition et oui je parle anglais.<\/p>\n

Ma ruralit\u00e9 est une l\u00e9gende qu’on se le dise.<\/p>\n

Et puis quand tu aimes une de mes photos et que tu retires vite ton j’aime quand tu t’aper\u00e7ois que c’est moi, sache que \u00e7a te rend un peu coupable quand m\u00eame ;-)<\/p>\n

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