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Chez les Improbables, il existe un m\u00e9tier tr\u00e8s int\u00e9ressant, celui de jardini\u00e8re d’Etoiles, l\u00e0 on parle de vraies \u00e9toiles celles qui sont dans le ciel, pas des \u00e9toiles qui s’incrustent sur les manches des messieurs tr\u00e8s s\u00e9rieux, pour faire pousser des \u00e9toiles sur les manches de leur veste, c’est tr\u00e8s facile, il suffit d’\u00eatre jeune et jolie, muette et souriante, de faire un bon caf\u00e9 et surtout de se souvenir si le porteur de la veste prend un ou deux sucres dans son caf\u00e9 et lui porter en trottinant sur des talons hauts perch\u00e9s.<\/p>\n

Non, non, le m\u00e9tier dont je vous parle est des plus difficiles, il faut des comp\u00e9tences hors normes, il faut le matin d\u00e8s l’aube, s’armer de patience. Attendre doucement que le jour se l\u00e8ve et surprendre dans le d\u00e9but de leur sommeil, les \u00e9toiles filantes qui se sont accroch\u00e9es dans les arbres apr\u00e8s avoir exauc\u00e9 les voeux des humains, elles sont tellement fatigu\u00e9es, qu’elles ont peine \u00e0 lutter contre la somnolence. Elle risque leur vie \u00e0 chaque fois. On ne peut les laisser s’\u00e9teindre, alors la jardini\u00e8re d’\u00e9toiles, les cueille doucement, les fait entrer dans la maison, et leur propose de se restaurer, les \u00e9toiles filantes se nourrissent de peu, de quelques perles ou de paillettes oubli\u00e9es dans une boite \u00e0 couture. Ainsi les \u00e9toiles reprennent des forces pour repartir \u00e0 la nuit tomb\u00e9e dans le firmament. Certaines ne repartent plus, elles pr\u00e9f\u00e8rent rester au coeur de la maison, et ainsi raconter quand elles ont l’humeur bavarde, quelles sont les plus jolies demandes qu’elles aient entendues.<\/p>\n

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Pr\u00eats \u00e0 postuler ?<\/p>\n

Ce sera demain sur mon blog s\u00e9rieux\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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