{"id":2866,"date":"2012-03-28T03:24:28","date_gmt":"2012-03-28T03:24:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/labastidane.fr\/petitsriens\/?p=2866"},"modified":"2012-03-28T03:24:28","modified_gmt":"2012-03-28T03:24:28","slug":"le-dromadaire-mecontent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/labastidane.fr\/petitsriens\/le-dromadaire-mecontent\/","title":{"rendered":"Le Dromadaire m\u00e9content"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Un jour, il y avait un jeune dromadaire qui n’\u00e9tait pas content du tout.
\nLa veille, il avait dit a ses amis: \u00ab\u00a0Demain, je sors avec mon p\u00e8re et ma m\u00e8re, nous allons entendre une conf\u00e9rence, voil\u00e0 comme je suis moi!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

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Et les autres avaient dit: \u00ab\u00a0Oh, oh, il va entendre une conf\u00e9rence, c\u2019est merveilleux\u00a0\u00bb, et lui n’avait pas dormi de la nuit tellement il \u00e9tait impatient, et voil\u00e0 qu’il n’\u00e9tait pas content parce que la conf\u00e9rence n’\u00e9tait pas du tout ce qu’il avait imagin\u00e9 : il n’y avait pas de musique et il \u00e9tait d\u00e9\u00e7u, il s’ennuyait beaucoup, il avait envie de pleurer.<\/p>\n

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Depuis une heure trois quarts un gros monsieur parlait. Devant le gros monsieur il y avait un pot \u00e0 eau et un verre \u00e0 dents sans la brosse et, de temps en temps, le. monsieur versait de l’eau dans le verre, mais il ne se lavait jamais les dents et visiblement irrit\u00e9 il parlait d’autre chose, c \u2018est-\u00e0-dire des dromadaires et des chameaux.<\/p>\n

Le jeune dromadaire souffrait de la chaleur, et puis sa bosse le g\u00eanait beaucoup; elle frottait contre le dossier du fauteuil, il \u00e9tait tr\u00e8s mal assis il remuait.<\/p>\n

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Alors sa m\u00e8re lui disait: \u00ab\u00a0Tiens-toi tranquille, laisse parler le monsieur\u00a0\u00bb, et elle lui pin\u00e7ait la bosse; le jeune dromadaire avait de plus en plus envie de pleurer, de s’en aller…<\/p>\n

Toutes les cinq minutes, le conf\u00e9rencier r\u00e9p\u00e9tait: \u00ab\u00a0Il ne faut surtout pas confondre les dromadaires avec les chameaux, j’attire, mesdames, messieurs et chers dromadaires votre attention sur ce fait: le chameau a deux bosses mais le dromadaire n’en a qu’une!\u00a0\u00bb Tous les gens, de la salle disaient: \u00ab\u00a0Oh, oh, tr\u00e8s int\u00e9ressant\u00a0\u00bb, et les chameaux, les dromadaires, les hommes les femmes et les enfants prenaient des notes sur leur petit calepin.<\/p>\n

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Et puis le conf\u00e9rencier recommen\u00e7ait: \u00ab\u00a0Ce qui diff\u00e9rencie les deux animaux c’est que le dromadaire n a qu’une bosse, tandis que, chose \u00e9trange et utile \u00e0 savoir, le chameau en a deux … \u00ab\u00a0<\/p>\n

A la fin le jeune dromadaire en eut assez et, se pr\u00e9cipitant sur l’estrade, il mordit le conf\u00e9rencier :<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Chameau! \u00a0\u00bb dit le conf\u00e9rencier furieux.<\/p>\n

Et tout le monde dans la salle criait: \u00ab\u00a0Chameau, sale chameau, sale chameau!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

Pourtant c\u2019\u00e9tait un dromadaire, et il \u00e9tait tr\u00e8s propre.<\/p>\n

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Jacques Pr\u00e9vert<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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