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On nous rapporte pour le petit journal des Improbables \u00ab\u00a0l’Improbable Libre\u00a0\u00bb que la petite chienne du voisin, a hurl\u00e9 \u00a0de trouille ce matin m\u00eame vers 9h44, et ce durant plus de cinq minutes, quand la kratrice rurale n’\u00e9coutant que son courage, s’est permise d’entrer dans \u00a0ledit \u00a0jardin afin de rassurer la belle … la kratrice rurale s’aper\u00e7ut qu’elle \u00e9tait en fait terroris\u00e9e par …. un crapaud, aussi terroris\u00e9 qu’elle …<\/p>\n

Brevet\u00e9e secouriste es-crapaud, elle sauva le batracien et lui offrit le gite et le couvert \u00e0 l’H\u00f4tel\u00a0Papyrus ….<\/p>\n

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La kratrice raconte \u00e0 notre envoy\u00e9 sp\u00e9cial qu’elle \u00a0pas os\u00e9 l’h\u00e9berger\u00a0chez NenufH\u00f4tel, il semblerait que des naissances soient attendues …. ce qui fera, vous vous en doutez bien, un nouvel article de L’Improbable Libre
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Sieur Crapeau, de son nom \u00ab\u00a0Prince of the Garden\u00a0\u00bb , artiste en\u00a0camouflage …. nous a confi\u00e9 avoir eu l’angoisse de sa vie,<\/p>\n

lorqu’il eut un peu repris ses esprits et sorti de l’eau pour respirer un peu.<\/p>\n

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\u00a0les protagonistes ont tous repris leurs esprits, fort heureusement<\/p>\n

C’\u00e9tait L\u00e9once du Grand Tilleul, envoy\u00e9 sp\u00e9cial, \u00a0en direct de Beautiful Star.<\/p>\n

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Qui a dit que la \u00a0vie, chez les Improbables \u00e9tait un long fleuve tranquille ;-) \u00e0 chaque heure son petit scoop, ou devrais je dire son petit rien …. belle journ\u00e9e \u00e0 vous.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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