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Le vide grenier de l’\u00e9tang de la Bonde, des centaines d’exposants et 40 \u00b0 C \u00e0 l’ombre, je me meurs,<\/p>\n

et je fouine, l’homme est r\u00e9calcitrant \u00e0 chacun de mes coups de coeur …<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0toi et tes go\u00fbts de c…..\u00a0\u00bb je fr\u00f4le le divorce pour un service de table ann\u00e9e 60.<\/p>\n

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L’eau manque terriblement, je n’ai jamais vu la Bonde aussi ass\u00e9ch\u00e9e …. la plage est immense …. les enfants courent apr\u00e8s l’eau …<\/p>\n

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Il va vraiment falloir qu’il pleuve ….<\/p>\n

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Quelques granny esseul\u00e9s s’\u00e9tirent en plein midi ….<\/p>\n

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Certains touristes qui ne sont pas encore sur la route du retour, posent la question fondamentale de l’\u00e9t\u00e9,\u00a0avec un accent \u00e0 faire taire les cigales<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Qu’est ce vous appelez r\u00e9ellement des verres \u00e0 Pastis ?\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

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Je fl\u00e2ne en plein soleil, il fait tellement chaud, que je n’ai m\u00eame pas envie d’allumer une cigarette c’est dire ….<\/p>\n

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Et par terre entre un bidet, une batterie de voiture et des dames jeanne elle est l\u00e0 …. elle m’attend, elle m’observe ….. je fais un bond de 47 ans en arri\u00e8re … je la prends dans mes bras, je la serre contre moi …. La vendeuse me dit un prix astronomique …. vous savez c’est tr\u00e8s tr\u00e8s vieux …. je la regarde …. vieux, vous \u00eates en train de dire que je suis une antiquit\u00e9, Madame ? Je marchande, je s\u00e9duis, je remarchande, j’en tire un prix normal enfin presque …. je la veux. Elle en a fait des kilom\u00e8tres en voiture, elle a \u00e9t\u00e9 berc\u00e9e, dorlot\u00e9e, habill\u00e9e m\u00eame, trimball\u00e9e dans un couffin de poup\u00e9e. Un film super 8, craqu\u00e8le dans ma m\u00e9moire, et je vois une petite fille aux anglaises brunes, aux yeux d’un bleu comme personne ne peux l’imaginer, celle qu’on appelait le petit Renoir … \u00a0je la vois son couffin dans les bras, le ber\u00e7ant de mille attentions, \u00a0c’est ma soeur qui n’a jamais fait un pas sans elle pendant des ann\u00e9es ….. ma soeur et sa vache …<\/p>\n

Je vous la pr\u00e9sente ….<\/p>\n

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