{"id":3302,"date":"2012-04-20T05:36:14","date_gmt":"2012-04-20T05:36:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/labastidane.fr\/petitsriens\/?p=3302"},"modified":"2012-04-20T06:55:31","modified_gmt":"2012-04-20T06:55:31","slug":"je-deteste-les-20-avril","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/labastidane.fr\/petitsriens\/je-deteste-les-20-avril\/","title":{"rendered":"Je d\u00e9teste les 20 avril …."},"content":{"rendered":"

Ce matin, j’ai sorti mon mat\u00e9riel pour commencer,<\/del> finir un ouvrage tr\u00e8s tr\u00e8s urgent qui me tient beaucoup \u00e0 coeur …. et ….
\n\"\"<\/p>\n

Je me suis aper\u00e7ue que howeur, malheur et damnation c’\u00e9tait le 20 avril et que c’\u00e9tait le jour o\u00f9 normalement je passe la journ\u00e9e sous ma couette …..<\/p>\n

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Mais je ne peux point …. et je voudrais bien …..<\/p>\n

\"\"\"\"J’ai fait ma petite r\u00e9trospective sur presque un demi si\u00e8cle,<\/del> \u00a0et je me suis dit aussi que malgr\u00e9 les ann\u00e9es qui passent, je n’avais pas trop perdu en \u00ab\u00a0vivacit\u00e9 d’esprit\u00a0\u00bb, que je ne pourrais jamais me r\u00e9signer, et que je serais toujours pr\u00eate pour des \u00ab\u00a0combats\u00a0\u00bb donc il \u00e9tait impossible que je vieillisse, et que pour le reste fallait oublier vite …. Alors j’ai fait un caf\u00e9, et j’ai regard\u00e9 mes mains ….<\/p>\n

\"\"que j’avais un peu chouchout\u00e9 pour l’occasion ….<\/p>\n

\"\"Finalement en y regardant bien, elles n’avaient pas tant vieilli que \u00e7a …. a part une mochet\u00e9 de t\u00e2che.<\/p>\n

\"\"Elles sont moi en fait, \u00a0elles sont tout, m\u00eame si elles me trahissent souvent, percluses de rhumatismes …. qui ne sont pas d\u00fb \u00e0 la vieillesse mais bel et bien \u00e0 une vie ant\u00e9rieure trop …enfin … pas assez ….. un peu de \u00ab\u00a0cascadeuse\u00a0\u00bb si vous voyez ce que je veux dire.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Mes mains pr\u00e9parent le caf\u00e9 …. je vous le sers d’ailleurs …<\/p>\n

\"\"Vives et encore alertes elles \u00a0courront encore longtemps sur le tissu ….. pour cr\u00e9er …<\/p>\n

Et ce fut l’illumination, la prise de conscience, c’\u00e9tait gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 elles que j’\u00e9tais, MOI, unique et innimitable et que malgr\u00e9 les ans qui s’accrochent \u00e0 moi comme la teigne, je pouvais encore compter sur elles et pour de longues ann\u00e9es encore.<\/p>\n

Je vous souhaite une magnifique journ\u00e9e … et comme dirait Alphonse Allais,<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Impossible de vous dire mon \u00e2ge, il change tout le temps\u00a0\u00bb ….<\/p>\n

Alors, m\u00e9fiez vous des contrefa\u00e7ons ;-), je suis unique
\n(et comme dirait ma famille en choeur, HEUREUSEMENT<\/strong>\u00a0……)<\/p>\n

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\"\"Ca veut ressembler \u00e0, \u00e7a prend la couleur de, \u00e7a a un emballage approximatif qui se veut, mais \u00e7a a vraiment l’odeur des chamelles …. ;-)<\/p>\n

Et oui n’est pas la Bastidane qui veut …..! Qu’est ce que vous croyez vous !<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

J’ai le droit d’\u00eatre m\u00e9galo un jour par an, c’est mon anniversaire …. alors aujourd’hui je m’en donne \u00e0 coeur joie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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