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Bien peu de gens le savent, mais les petits riens sont r\u00e9dig\u00e9s d’abord pour toi … ce matin, je me suis lev\u00e9e, la boule \u00e0 z, une de mes fantaisies capillaires d’hier, je pense qu’inconsciemment c’est un peu par solidarit\u00e9 avec toi, qui essaye depuis plus de 6 ans \u00e0 lancer la mode bonze au sein de la Bretagne profonde, tu es le seul m\u00e9decin, \u00e0 pouvoir dire \u00e0 tes patients, mais non voyons, regardez comment on peut \u00eatre sexy le crane ras\u00e9.<\/p>\n

(Il me reste du tissu orange si tu veux, et un bol tib\u00e9tain, du temps de la p\u00e9riode bouddhiste de ta m\u00e8re … Ooom )<\/p>\n

J’ai regard\u00e9 le ciel, il fait beau. Je me demande quel temps pourrave tu dois avoir dans ton lit d’h\u00f4pital rennais. Ma\u00a0dyscalculie refaisant surface, je ne suis pas arriv\u00e9e \u00e0 compter les ann\u00e9es. La reine m\u00e8re,\u00a0 a fait un couscous pour ce jour particulier, tu sais ou tu ne te souviens pas que le couscous est une histoire de famille, nous ne sommes ni rapatri\u00e9s, ni d’origine arabe, mais le couscous c’est sacr\u00e9, \u00e0 cause des vacances peut \u00eatre dans l’h\u00f4tel restaurant de notre grand tante qui faisait le couscous le meilleur du monde, d’ailleurs je ne sais pas si tu t’en souviens, c’\u00e9tait pour mes 7 ans, je me souviens du g\u00e2teau. C’est en te courant apr\u00e8s qu’un jour comme Obelix, je suis tomb\u00e9e dans la marmite, non pas de potion magique , non pas la marga, juste dans la graine … dans ces gigantesques marmites plus grandes que nous.<\/p>\n

Pourquoi te dis je tout \u00e7a ? Oui parce que je voulais partager le jardin et cette journ\u00e9e avec toi. Les lilas sont toujours en fleurs, et l’arbre de Jud\u00e9e se pare de mauve, j’y placerai mon masque maori, on te pr\u00e9pare un poulailler dans la cabane, comme \u00e7a tu auras des oeufs frais chaque jour. Il parait que tu arrives bient\u00f4t.\u00a0 Ton bout de chez toi se dessine dans le bleu du Mistral et l’olivier tangue devant. Le cypr\u00e8s est toujours immense, on a d\u00e9couvert la piscine, il y a du boulot, quelques rainettes ont nich\u00e9 dedans durant l’hiver. Une des derni\u00e8res lubies de ta m\u00e8re, un fontaine genre petit Trianon, et puis un bourdon qui m’a fait rire se bourrant la gueule dans le marronnier. Au fait, les fleurs d’acacia sont presque ouvertes, juste \u00e0 temps pour te faire des beignets.<\/p>\n

J’ai servi deux verres de mojito j’en avais envie, il y en a un pour toi.. donc on t’attend tout simplement.<\/p>\n

Et sus \u00e0 la salope, on l’aura, non mais, on ne va pas s’emb\u00eater avec les petites mauvaises odeurs.<\/p>\n

T’embrasse.<\/p>\n

La Frangine, la vieille ….<\/p>\n

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PS \/ les kleenex sont \u00e0 ta droite dans le tiroir de la table de nuit.<\/p>\n

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