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\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0L’avantage quand vos enfants sont scolaris\u00e9s \u00e0 la maison, c’est que vous n’\u00eates pas pieds et poings li\u00e9s aux effets de mode des cours de r\u00e9cr\u00e9ation ….<\/p>\n

Il y a deux ans c’\u00e9tait les bracelets en plastique mou et en forme de bestioles, d’\u00e9toiles et autres bestiaires fous, l’ann\u00e9e derni\u00e8re les toupies dont je me souviens plus le nom et qui co\u00fbtaient un bras, et cette ann\u00e9e ce sont les turbulos, appel\u00e9s affectueusement pas les gremlins, des nanos ….<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Et les nanos je crois que c’est la plus belle op\u00e9ration publicitaire qu’ait pu faire un supermarch\u00e9, exclusivit\u00e9 Super U, pour 40 euros d’achat on vous offre un turbulos, sinon pour 120 points de votre carte fid\u00e9lit\u00e9, vous pouvez pr\u00e9tendre \u00e0 la boite de rangement pour y loger vos pr\u00e9cieuses gelules plomb\u00e9es, ensuite on vous\u00a0d\u00e9compteras de votre carte fid\u00e9lit\u00e9 40 points pour chaque nanos convoit\u00e9s. Si par hasard vous avez en double un collector qui en vaut douze c’est le Nirvana.<\/p>\n

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Quand vos morpions prennent l’\u00e9cole en cours d’ann\u00e9e, il n’y a plus qu’\u00e0 se mettre au diapason …. on a subtilis\u00e9 la carte fid\u00e9lit\u00e9 Super U de papy et vid\u00e9 enti\u00e9rement son cr\u00e9dit … mais comme la promotion n’est que du\u00a027\u00a0mars\u00a0au 19 mai …. et\u00a0\u00a0qu’elles ont commenc\u00e9 l’\u00e9cole le 7 mai …. bouhhhhhhhhhhhh …..;<\/p>\n

Voil\u00e0 tout \u00e7a pour vous dire que je trouve certaines op\u00e9rations publicitaires g\u00e9niales, totalement g\u00e9niale…. d\u00e9j\u00e0 le march\u00e9 noir des\u00a0nanos va bon train …. j’en ai vu un tr\u00e8s rare \u00e0 presque\u00a05 euros ….\u00a0j’y crois pas … et les m\u00e8res qui lancent des appels sur FB ou les forums pour faire des \u00e9changes (suivez mon regard ….)<\/p>\n

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Il ne me reste plus qu’\u00e0 inventer la prochaine folie des cours des r\u00e9cr\u00e9ations …. ;-)<\/p>\n

\u00a0Sinon, si par hasard vous avez un nanos au fond de votre sac …. je vous rembourse les frais d’envoi (qu’est qu’on ne ferait pas pour avoir la paix …. quand on est un m\u00f4man), allez on a en bien\u00a0trouv\u00e9 quatre au fond du sac de mamy qui croyait qu’on lui offrait des bonbons.<\/p>\n

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Edito de 11h30\u00a0:\u00a0\u00a0Heureusement qu’elles ont un papa plein de ressources et qui lit les petits riens, maintenant on sait qu’on appelle cel\u00e0 des Mighty Beanz en anglais et des Ticos Tacos en espagnol …. ben voil\u00e0 il n’y a plus qu’\u00e0 ….. :-) Ouf sauv\u00e9e …….<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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