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Hier j’ai pris un fou rire avec une amie, qui me disait qu’elle ramassait tous les coquillages qu’elle trouvait, que discr\u00e8tement sa m\u00e8re, lorsqu’elle faisait des coquilles St Jacques ou des huitres pour un repas de famille, d\u00e9barrassait tr\u00e8s tr\u00e8s vite la table pour qu’elle ne jette pas son d\u00e9volu sur les coquillages qui encombrent sa vie depuis toujours. J’ai pens\u00e9 aux miens, ma famille et mes coquilles, les boites et paniers \u00a0qui s’amonc\u00e8lent dans la remise, et surtout le pire de tout, une personne me connaissant bien, \u00a0m’ayant offert un crucifix en coquille Saint Jacques, souvenir kitch de Compostelle. Un coup de chance, le terrible Christ en cellulo\u00efd sanguinolent \u00e9tait cass\u00e9, quasiment d\u00e9membr\u00e9, je l’ai retir\u00e9 d\u00e9licatement mais bon, je n’ai pas encore os\u00e9 le jeter. La croix a \u00e9lu domicile avec les coquilles de jardin, dans mon petit coin du Pacifique. Tout \u00e7a pour dire qu’il n’y a pas de hasard, il n’y a que des rencontres, parce qu’elle et moi, on se ressemble quand m\u00eame beaucoup … au fait si tu as besoin, j’ai quelques caisses de coquillage en attente de …<\/p>\n

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Dieu seul le sait.<\/p>\n

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Dans tous les cas, je d\u00e9fie quiconque d’avoir une horreur pareille dans son jardin, c’\u00e9tait la kitcherie du jour.<\/p>\n

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