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Elles ont pr\u00e9par\u00e9 leur sac, elles ont liss\u00e9 et mis de la couleur dans leur cheveux, elles ont mis leur r\u00e9veil sur leur portable et ont v\u00e9cu leur vie … je n’ai plus de b\u00e9b\u00e9s ….. je dois \u00eatre la seule \u00e0 avoir mal au ventre parce que c’est la rentr\u00e9e des classes, comme chaque mois de septembre depuis mes cinq ans. Je ne dois \u00eatre la seule m\u00e8re au monde qui ne supporte pas que ses enfants retournent en classe, comme si elles allaient souffrir durant 10 mois.<\/p>\n

Et puis tu cherches tes appareils photos pour illustrer ton article, et tu commences \u00e0 bouillir \u00a0… elles ont fait un s\u00e9ance photo hier pour immortaliser le dernier jour des vacances, et tu te retrouves amput\u00e9e des deux mains parce elles ont pass\u00e9 la nuit chez leurs grands m\u00e8res, et que tes APN sont \u00e0 400 m\u00e8tres et que tu es encore en pyjama, \u00a0il ne te reste plus que la solution extr\u00eame, ton t\u00e9l\u00e9phone portable, c’est pas top, mais \u00e7a va le faire, et puis c’est la rentr\u00e9e quoi … on ne va pas se mettre la rate au court bouillon.<\/p>\n

Alors bonne rentr\u00e9e \u00e0 tous, il faut que je me rende \u00e0 l’\u00e9vidence, mes filles aiment l’\u00e9cole.<\/p>\n

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