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\nElle s\u2019habille, veste, pantalons et gant, elle pr\u00e9pare son arme, elle compte ses 40 cartons, elle s\u2019installe au pas de tir. Et impertubable \u2026 elle s\u2019enferme dans sa bulle et tire \u2026. A c\u00f4t\u00e9 d\u2019elle, une tireuse qui chouine, qui se mouche, qui tousse, qui s\u2019\u00e9tale, qui se pr\u00e9pare, qui \u00ab yogate \u00bb, qui fait ses mouvements de d\u00e9contraction, ses exercices de respiration (avec les narines respirent, pas avec les bras, t\u2019es pas un moulin cocotte) qui masse son \u00e9quipi\u00e8re, qui pose dans son trolley, ses plombs, son coussin, qui les reprends, qui le repose, qui remets sa veste, qui l\u2019enl\u00e8ve, qui la remets, qui pose \u00ab\u00a0d\u00e9licatement\u00a0\u00bb un par un ses plombs dans une mousse alv\u00e9ol\u00e9e, Elle prend un malin plaisir \u00e0 d\u00e9concentrer Mademoiselle Po, qui continue \u00e0 une cadence lente et rythm\u00e9 \u00e0 faire ses cartons, et qui ne se d\u00e9concentre pas \u00a0(J\u2019en conviens, je l\u2019avoue, si j\u2019avais \u00e9t\u00e9 \u00e0 la place de ma fille, je la satellise \u00e0 coups de crosse la \u00ab\u00a0pro\u00a0\u00bb\u2026)<\/p>\n

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