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C’est l’histoire d’un miracul\u00e9, un poisson rouge miracul\u00e9, ce matin comme chaque matin, j’ai accompagn\u00e9 une de mes filles prendre son car scolaire, je suis revenue puis j’ai accompagn\u00e9 mon autre fille \u00e0 la gare routi\u00e8re \u00e0 15 km de l\u00e0, je suis rentr\u00e9e, j’ai pris un caf\u00e9 dans mon atelier, apr\u00e8s avoir donn\u00e9 des croquettes aux chats qui attendaient l’air diabolique devant leurs gamelles vides, ma m\u00e8re vient me voir dans mon atelier et me dit, il manque un poisson dans l’aquarium de la cuisine, j’y vais, je cherche, pas de poisson, \u00a0Je regarde partout sous les meubles, derri\u00e8re la poubelle, et la desserte \u00e0 l\u00e9gumes, pas de poisson, je suis m\u00eame all\u00e9e voir dans les bassins si ma fille ou mon mari ne l’avaient pas d\u00e9pos\u00e9 dedans. J’envoie des SMS, SOS poisson rouge, avez vous vu le poisson rouge, j’appelle, le poisson \u00e9tait dans l’aquarium \u00e0 leur d\u00e9part. D\u00e9sempar\u00e9e je regarde de travers les chats que je soupconne d’une p\u00e8che interdite.<\/p>\n

Je file donner leur foin au chevaux et je les sors dans leur enclos. Et pendant que je me baladais avec ma brouette dans le champ, ma m\u00e8re hurle, je l’ai trouv\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9, il \u00e9tait sous la salade. J’arrive en courant … mort ? non il \u00e9tait \u00e0 l’agonie, ma m\u00e8re l’a remis dans l’aquarium et depuis monsieur va bien, comme un poisson dans l’eau.<\/p>\n

J’ai fait des recherches, un poisson rouge peut survivre assez longtemps hors de l’eau du moment que ses \u00e9cailles restent humides, la salade mouill\u00e9e l’a aid\u00e9 \u00e0 survivre certainement. Dans tous les cas, les chats ont l’air tous innocents, m\u00eame si la queue du poisson est un peu ab\u00eem\u00e9e, il a du rester plus d’une demi heure hors de l’eau.<\/p>\n

Si vous venez chez moi et que vous voyez \u00e9galement un aquarium vide qui n’a pas \u00e9t\u00e9 nettoy\u00e9 depuis fort longtemps et dont le filtre est arr\u00eat\u00e9, ne vous fiez pas aux apparences non plus, trois miracul\u00e9s y vivent, lors du transfert des guppies dans le bassin, trois minuscules b\u00e9b\u00e9 y \u00e9taient n\u00e9s.<\/p>\n

J’aime les histoires qui se finissent bien et j’aime les histoires de poissons, parce qu’un poisson c’est comme un humain \u00e7a se bat pour survivre.<\/p>\n

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PS \/ on a quand m\u00eame pos\u00e9 un couvercle sur l’aquarium<\/p>\n

#mavieestpleinederebondissements<\/p>\n

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