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Hier soir, mon voisin \u00a0m’a ramen\u00e9 une caisse, et dedans, cette esp\u00e8ce de truc d\u00e9plum\u00e9, totalement \u00e9b\u00eat\u00e9, il m’a dit c’est toi ou ils la tuent. C’est le genre de chose qui me terrorise. Cette b\u00eate m’inqui\u00e8te beaucoup, elle n’est pas ma\u00eegre mais je crois qu’elle n’a jamais mis les palmes dans l’eau. apr\u00e8s des recherches, je suis \u00e0 l’heure actuelle propri\u00e9taire du cane dans un \u00e9tat lamentable.<\/p>\n

On l’a install\u00e9e dans une caisse bien \u00e0 elle, avec de la bonne paille et du grain \u00a0dans le poulailler qui est dans un endroit ferm\u00e9. Et ce matin j’ai fil\u00e9 \u00e0 la coop\u00e9rative agricole chercher des vitamines pour les plumes et de quoi la nourrir.<\/p>\n

Je vous pr\u00e9sente Hortense, canard de barbarie, qui doit \u00eatre tr\u00e8s jeune, j’aimerai qu’elle me raconte son histoire.<\/p>\n

Je potasse tous les sites, comment \u00e9lever un canard de famille. Je suis quand m\u00eame inqui\u00e8te. \u00a0Demain je lui apprends \u00e0 aller dans l’eau et \u00e0 se laver … #mavieestpleinederebondissements<\/p>\n

PS \/ Les poules sont jalouses.<\/p>\n


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Cette b\u00eate m’inqui\u00e8te beaucoup, elle n’est … Lire la suite\u00ad\u00ad<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":48137,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"kt_blocks_editor_width":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-48131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-365-petits-riens"],"yoast_head":"\nSauver Hortense - Les Petits Riens de la Bastidane<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/labastidane.fr\/petitsriens\/sauver-hortense\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Sauver Hortense - Les Petits Riens de la Bastidane\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Hier soir, mon voisin \u00a0m’a ramen\u00e9 une caisse, et dedans, cette esp\u00e8ce de truc d\u00e9plum\u00e9, totalement \u00e9b\u00eat\u00e9, il m’a dit c’est toi ou ils la tuent. 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