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Six heures du mat, me voil\u00e0 seule en mon domaine, Monsieur est parti travailler, la reine m\u00e8re est en cure pour ses vieux os, num\u00e9ro 2 est repartie, l’amooooour toujours l’amooooourx. Num\u00e9ro 1 n’est pas encore arriv\u00e9e (deux acad\u00e9mies diff\u00e9rentes, pas de vacances ensemble). Je prends mon caf\u00e9 avec Tara qui s’est mise en t\u00eate de me faire oublier Chouchou qui \u00e9tait \u00e0 mes c\u00f4t\u00e9s chaque matin. \u00ab\u00a0Mais regarde, je suis l\u00e0 moi ….\u00a0\u00bb semble-t-elle me dire, \u00a0c’est la plus jeune et la derni\u00e8re hormis le grand nigaud.<\/p>\n

Me voil\u00e0 en train de d\u00e9couper les derni\u00e8res tomates du jardin, pour en faire du coulis, les pizza de vendredi n’en seront que meilleureS. Je les mets \u00e0 mijoter, je les passerai au presse pur\u00e9e apr\u00e8s. Et je regarde l’aquarium, il y a tellement peu d’eau que les poissons ont presque pied et tant d’algues sur les vitres qu’ils ne savent pas qu’il fait nuit encore. \u00a0Op\u00e9ration Atlantis lanc\u00e9e, je p\u00eache, je vide, je nettoie, je remplie, la cuisine ressemble \u00e0 une pataugeoire, mais les poissons viennent de s’apercevoir que j’existe (tiens vous \u00eates l\u00e0 vous, depuis le temps …. ) je m’improvise portier \u00e0 chats et \u00e0 chiens, donneuses de croquettes, ils rentrent tous de leur ballade matinale et retournent se coucher, ce n’est pas comme s’ils avaient pass\u00e9s la nuit \u00e0 roupiller dans la maison. Les b\u00e9b\u00e9s tortues se r\u00e9veillent \u00e0 la chaleur des lampes solaires, un peu de salade au petit d\u00e9jeuner, Les grosses sont quasiment toutes entr\u00e9es en hibernation (les bienheureuses)<\/p>\n

J’ouvre aux juments, je pr\u00e9pare la p\u00e2t\u00e9 des poules, Fine est fi\u00e8re, nous sommes fi\u00e8re d’elle, elle a fait son premier oeuf, elle sort du poulailler en chantant \u00e0 tue t\u00eate (coot coot, j’ai fait l’oeuf). Je regarde le jardin, encore des roses et beaucoup de feuilles, l’automne trainasse un peu, pas de feu de chemin\u00e9e encore. De retour je passe mon coulis au presse pur\u00e9e, deux petits pots de confiture, largement suffisant pour demain soir.<\/p>\n

Je vais dans le salon, pour prendre un caf\u00e9, la cafeti\u00e8re refuse de fonctionner, \u00a0saloperie de calcaire, me voil\u00e0 \u00e0 regarder les prix des cafeti\u00e8res sur mon copain Amazon (d\u00e9sol\u00e9e quand on habite o\u00f9 j’habite, Amazon est ton meilleur pote), je colle l’article dans mon panier (je t’\u00e9pargne le laius sur les cafeti\u00e8res \u00e0 600 euros, qui ne te le portent \u00a0m\u00eame pas le caf\u00e9 au lit) \u00a0et \u00a0puis je me dis on va lui laisser sa chance, me voil\u00e0 dans la buanderie, en train de fouiner \u00e0 la recherche d’une bouteille de vinaigre …. d\u00e9tartrage complet, vinaigre bouillant, soufflette de l’ordi … \u00a0rin\u00e7age et rerin\u00e7age, j’ai enfin mon caf\u00e9. Je m’installe au salon, et je regarde les bougeoirs sur la chemin\u00e9e, j’astique les bougeoirs, et que \u00e7a brille … en \u00a0fait personne ne le verra sauf moi. Mais je me fais un caf\u00e9 aux chandelles.<\/p>\n

La reine m\u00e8re s’ennuie tellement dans son studio \u00e0 Gr\u00e9oux les Bains, qu’elle me fait des commandes et m’envoies des livres, ce matin, j’ai de quoi devenir herboriste en chef gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 elle, le facteur se marre, elle est sa meilleure cliente. J’ai h\u00e2te demain, elle me fait un calendrier de \u00ab\u00a0l’AVANT\u00a0\u00bb son retour, une surprise par jour.<\/p>\n

Je me retourne, il est 12h00, je n’ai pas encore pris ma douche. Alors vous la trouvez comment la vie de Kratrice Rurale ? Je vous souhaite une belle journ\u00e9e mon monde, je crois que la mienne commence \u00e0 peine.<\/p>\n

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