{"id":6047,"date":"2011-09-03T06:38:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-03T06:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/labastidane.fr\/petitsriens\/?p=6047"},"modified":"2011-09-03T06:38:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-03T06:38:00","slug":"je-ny-suis-pas-encore-mais","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/labastidane.fr\/petitsriens\/je-ny-suis-pas-encore-mais\/","title":{"rendered":"Je n’y suis pas encore mais ……"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Monsieur ZaZa lui y est …. et c’\u00e9tait le jour de l’Eid, tous les Z\u00e9mirats en cong\u00e9s, le t\u00e9l\u00e9phone sonne vite vite branche ta web cam …. <\/div>\n

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Et gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 la tablette magique, j’ai assist\u00e9 en direct \u00e0 l’incendie de l’immeuble d’\u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9, oui celui qui est en construction …. <\/div>\n

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Ce qui donnait \u00e0 7000 km de distance, ce genre de conversation .. <\/div>\n

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Ferme les fen\u00eatres je vais avoir du noir partout. <\/p>\n

Prends le chien, les chats, les tortues et \u00e9vacue …..<\/p>\n

Les poissons ?\u00a0
Tu vas pas te trimballer l’aquarium, tu les laisses les poissons, tant pis pour la bouillabaisse.<\/p>\n

Sauve toi tout de suite …. <\/p>\n

Ne reste pas l\u00e0 <\/p>\n

Tu n’as pas ouvert les fen\u00eatres au moins <\/p>\n

Quelle horreur <\/p>\n

J’aime pas le feu<\/p>\n

Ne respire cette merde<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Ils sont nuls en HSCT<\/p>\n

M’\u00e9tonnes pas avec le bordel qu’il y a sur le chantier<\/p>\n

Fais attention.<\/p>\n

T’es s\u00fbr tu ne veux pas \u00e9vacuer ? <\/p>\n

Je vous passe les d\u00e9tails d’une demi heure de connection, et d’un Monsieur ZaZa totalement hilare. <\/p><\/div>\n

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Je ne vous l’ai jamais dit, mais depuis que mon premier appart a br\u00fbl\u00e9 avec moi dedans, une nuit dans les ann\u00e9es 90 , j’ai un sacro sainte trouille des incendies. <\/div>\n

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Dans tous les cas, chapeau les pompiers, l’incendie ma\u00eetris\u00e9 en rien de temps, \u00e0 la connaissance de Monsieur ZaZa pas de bless\u00e9s. <\/p>\n

Les Z\u00e9mirats me manquent, d\u00e9part un peu retard\u00e9 pour cause de papy ZaZa qui fait des siennes et se retrouve \u00e0 l’h\u00f4pital, je le soup\u00e7onne d’avoir voulu nous garder un peu plus longtemps ;-) <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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