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Ce matin \u00e0 l’heure z’o\u00f9 l’aube blanchit la campagne, \u00e0 l’heure z’o\u00f9 le Muezlin tel Chantecler nous appelle \u00e0 la pri\u00e8re, la t\u00eate embrum\u00e9e par l’anesth\u00e9sie de la veille, MamZelle ouvre un oeil puis le deuxi\u00e8me, se jette sur son george d’amour et ouvre la fen\u00eatre pour fumer son poison pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9 …….. et ….. se frotte trois fois les yeux , Mirage !!! …. en ce pays des 7 royaumes, en ce pays des contes des milles et une nuit ? Plus de voiture gar\u00e9e n’importe comment, un Sheik aurait il d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de camper ? Pas de cingl\u00e9s qui klaxonnent comme pour une finale de coupe de monde d\u00e8s 6h00 du mat, parce qu’ils sont coinc\u00e9s sur le \u00ab\u00a0parkinge\u00a0\u00bb z’au moment de partir travailler ……… est ce bien normal tout cel\u00e0 !!!!<\/p>\n

MamZelle recommence \u00e0 se frotter les yeux, quoi un squatt sur le trottoir ? Mazette mais c’est BiZance ? N’\u00e9coutant que sa t\u00e9m\u00e9rit\u00e9, elle saute sous la douche, r\u00e9cup\u00e8re son appareil photo et voil\u00e0 voil\u00e0 … et une fois \u00ab\u00a0reviendue at home\u00a0\u00bb vous pond cet inestimable article de sa blanche main.<\/p>\n

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C’est pas beau, \u00e7a !!! sur le trottoir !!!! Install\u00e9 dans la nuit, sans surveillance. Je me suis toujours demand\u00e9e si quelqu’un avait l’incroyable id\u00e9e d’oganiser la m\u00eame chose une nuit \u00e0 Marseille, combien resteraient ils de lustres, de tapis et de fauteuil le lendemain matin ?<\/div>\n

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Bon c’est pas tout, j’ai h\u00e2te de voir la suite, inauguration qu’ils ont dit … ca fait trois jours que cinquante personnes savonnent les trottoirs, repavent le parking, briquent l’entr\u00e9e, lustrent les vitres et les chromes … j’ai cru un instant que l’on avait une inspection g\u00e9n\u00e9rale dans l’immeuble ( quoique !!!).<\/div>\n
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Alors de vous za moi, il est une \u00e9vidence que MamZelle ZaZa 1ere du nom, Altesse S\u00e9r\u00e9nissime, et princesse des petits riens avant de revenir en son Royaume improbable et sa cour des Mirages, se fera offrir le tr\u00f4ne en or des Z\u00e9mirats … pour poser son auguste si\u00e8ge et broder tel Saint Louis sous son arbre pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9 (Quoi ? Saint Louis ne brodait pas, qu’est ce que vous en savez vous ? Vous y \u00e9tiez ?)<\/p>\n

(\u00e0 toutes fins utiles, je rappelle \u00e0 ma m\u00e8re, \u00e0 Monsieur ZaZa que mon birdhday est dans moins d’un mois et je veux bien la table basse aussi !!!)<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Faut que je m’ach\u00e8te un des ses fauteuils, sont trop beaux, \u00e7a fait bient\u00f4t deux ans que je les relucre dans les vitrines.<\/p>\n

J’en veux un ………….!!!!<\/p>\n

A SUIVRE, dans la journ\u00e9e certainement !!!!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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